Summer: My mind is racing. Jerry: Is there anything you can do to clean this place up? All right, Morty, let's put a pin in this. Hey, Rick, you got some kind of hand-shaped device that can open this mayonnaise jar? But most importantly, you got to relax. Well, he roped me into this! Rick and Morty appear in the tavern Morty: Oh, wow, Rick. You have so many questions to answer. . A strange looking waitress with large boobs greets them at their table Waitress: Pay them no mind.
Do you want me to be happy or do you want me to be in prison? Before the jury reaches its verdict, I just want to say that I consider you both very guilty. This village is terribly poor, yet the giant that lives in the clouds above has untold treasures! Cut to Beth and Meeseeks 2 at a restaurant sitting outside Beth: I got pregnant at 17. I told you not to trust that tuna. Do you need a mnemonic device or something? What about your short game? I mean, I still put myself through veterinary school. Morty: Look, I want to leave now. Well, come on, let's get going.
Jerry: Well, which is it, choke up or follow-through?! My name is slippely-slippery stair. Well, that one over there roped me into this. Meeseeks, open Jerry's stupid mayonnaise jar. That's a lower handicap stro-o-ke! You know the best thing you can do for people that depend on you? Rick: Morty, cut your losses. Oh, yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Rick? You know the best thing you can do for people that depend on you? I think I've had enough. Beth: The most important love you can receive is from yourself.
What about your short game?! I smell the violation of civil liberties! Okay, well, which is it? I'm deconstructing our our our thing we say. I can't take it anymore. Rick: Well, you know, I do have a Fleeseeks box. Jelly Bean: Stop being such a tease, you sweet little- Morty: No! That just puts pressure on me! Rick We'll have two bloogies, please. Comment threads that dissolve into political shit-flinging will be locked. Need any torrent proxy list? For real, man, time to pull out. Why didn't we just go to Kentucky? Why am I so mediocre? An animated series on adult-swim about the infinite adventures of Rick, a genius alcoholic and careless scientist, with his grandson Morty, a 14 year-old anxious boy who is not so smart, but always tries to lead his grandfather with his own morale compass.
Morty: Usually, walking down the courthouse steps is the easy part of the adventure. We don't have a perfect marriage, but I'm not going anywhere. You ready to head home? I'm kind of like what's his name Arsenio. Rick: And then it stops existing. We can't leave now, Morty. Oh, that sounds like something a chicken would say.
You just say the word. See you next week, everybody. This show got me chasing shadows sometimes. Square my shoulders or keep my head down? Morty: Oh, man, what did I tell you, Rick? But I'm starting to get nervous that maybe it's gone a little too far off the rails. Morty stands by, unsure of what to do. Now, this is more like it. I'll take us home right now.
A giant can be heard walking down the hall Rick sarcastic : Uh-oh, Morty. The job can't be done! Morty, please, I love you, sweetheart. Uhh Hey, Jerry, you mind if we get back to the task at hand? We are created to serve a singular purpose for which we will go to any lengths to fulfill! Oh, my God, oh, my God! This is as frustrating for us as it is for you. My brothers, nothing will be accomplished by shedding Meeseeks blood. You know, a good adventure needs a good ending.
I just won a bunch of shmeckels. Hey, it's not my fault that Jerry's an idiot. You win the bet, okay? They stare at a statue of Mr. This is an open-and-shut case, Morty. I can't imagine what you two must be going through. You're both going down like that. Listen, I'm really sorry about all that stuff I said earlier about your adventure.
I got pregnant at 17. What about your short game?! Meeseeks 2 stops existing as Beth leans in to kiss him Waiter man : More wine? They look down the stairs and see that each step is as tall as a large building. Or just a bunch of nonsense words? Uh, your Meeseeks box happened. Oh, we're well past that, Jerry. It just has a mop and some floor wax in it.
He creates a portal and jumps through. My name is slippely-slippery stair. You know, you were right about the universe. Ooh, boy, Morty, you're really showing me how it's done. Cut to Jerry at a golf course with Meeseeks 3 Meeseeks 3: Remember to square your shoulders, Jerry. Rick and Morty go to giant prison.