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Looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down! For the complete idiots, or the utterly demented, make sure your retort expresses just how unoriginal or nonsensical your attackers are.
You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room.
You should go get one - Suggested by HeartOfAWildChild 36.
I replied, "Be careful unless you don't want me to throw a shooting star at you".
What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back? I heard that when you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.